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Brett’s down to his FINAL THREE LADIES and he couldn’t be happier because no matter what, Brett’s getting his dick sucked!
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BEEFSTEAK GOLD DIGGER

I don’t think Ronnie  has yet to realize the full scope of wearing the KANYE GLASSES.

Ronnie thinks he’s saying, ‘I’m fun and reflect current trends. I have many looks that are all equally marketable.’

But all he’s really saying is ‘I am black and I am a hipster.’

Is Ronnie like a new beefy Matt Damon?

Or better yet, the messiah of nu-wave hip-hop?

Do enough straight girls have gay crushes to send him to the top?

VOTE OR DIE.

[Make Me a Supermodel]

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NIP/TUCK

Which MAKE ME A SUPERMODEL contestant do you want to change your life?

For me it was Perry all season, but then in the latest episode, he throws me a total curveball by tucking his penis in between his legs so it looks like he has a vagina.

And then, instead of kicking him off the show, the judges praise him for his ‘CONFIDENCE’ and ‘CHARMING PERSONALITY.’

So this has got me thinking, what would happen if more guys started taking pictures of themselves with their penises tucked between their thighs?

Are attractive guys who take these kinds of pictures really comfortable withtheir feminine side just so they can manipulate girls?

Or does it ruin my chances with a girl who wants to be dominated?

Are these ‘TUCK PICS’ a healthy way for couples looking to experiment with GENDER ROLE-REVERSAL?

If you’re curious to try but don’t know how to approach the subject with your girlfriend, just leave the photo somewhere obvious in the bedroom.

[Make Me A Supermodel]